
I need a real horse with rainbow hair.
why couldn’t gerard and mikey cross the road at the same time?
because the sign said “one way”
bahahaha best joke everrrr
- be thin
- have a vagina
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- be white
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
Even I need to be reminded of some of these things occasionally.